My kids have come up with some doozies lately!
Praying for dinner one night, Anna (9) said, "Thank you God for this food which we are about to digest..." It took all of, oh 2 seconds for the rest of us to split a gut laughing!
Then today the car ran over a crooked stick in the road & it made a noise, so she asked what it was. "Just a stick," I replied.
"Oh," says she, "it would have been weird if it was an alien."
"Yes, it would have..." Where DO they come up with these thoughts?
The kicker was my son the other night as I got ready for a meeting.
"I like your hair, Mom."
"Not too much brown, not too much gray."
LOL! My Mom would disagree as she's much too young to have a daughter with this much gray. As for me, I'm in denial. Those are natural blonde highlights, aren't they?